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So~ bored

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themastersniper asked
Most people are ridiculous. (looks at the shop too) Fine, we can go. At least you'll eat something that way.

Yes~!

*rushes in without thought after small jig*

themastersniper asked
That's too low compared to the number of citizens. Well, I think it is anyway. (turns around) We're safe and near our new hideout.

It’s still a ridiculous number isn’t it?!

Oh thats good *looks around at there current location*

Oh a chocolate shop!

themastersniper asked
*You*, not thinking!? (looks at the chaos while trying to keep a low profile.

Hmm. Well, not about this in any case.

Did you know that there are more than 40,000 toilet related injuries in the united states every year.

themastersniper asked
*They manage to get away* Well, that ruckus was completely unnecessary. Any ideas on what to do next?

No idea and i’m not going to think of anything, just revel in the chaos my dear.

themastersniper asked
*parks the car among many others* We're going to the hideout on foot. *everyone are screaming and randomly running around* I have to admit, chaos is fun.

Isn’t it just *sighs*

Oh such a beautiful thing~! *giggles and jumping/skipping after you*

i-like-your-funny-hat asked
Causing trouble, Jim? Wish you'd invited me along. ;) IA

Sorry my dear, i assumed you were laying low~

themastersniper asked
There's nothing wrong with Romanovs! Great, now the helicopter's following us too... *starts driving on the pavement trying to make people move towards the street and block Mycroft's car*

Right whatever, *flicks dust from dashboard* 

Well then, time to get serious. *Pulls out a new small device from pocket, smiles. Tinkers. Throws at helicopter*

Wait for it~!

*bang*

moriartywoman asked
I know you're not nice... That's why you're amazing. But that was more mean than usual.

=3 Ahhh~

its-the-solar-system:

Because we all know Sherlock loves this hat…

Bahahaha!

(Source: iago-rotten)

Hello. Are you ready for the story? This is the story of Sir Boast-a-lot.

Sir Boast-a-lot was the bravest and cleverest knight of the round table but soon the other knights began to grow tired of his stories about how many dragons he’d slain.

And soon they began to wonder “Are Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories even true?”

Ohhhh noooo.

So all of the knights went to King Arthur and said “I don’t believe Sir Boast-a-lot’s stories! He’s just a big old liar who makes things up to make himself look good.”

And then even the King began to wonder, but that wasn’t the end of Sir Boast-a-lot’s problems. No. That wasn’t the final problem. The End.